Random Music News for Monday, October 6, 2014

If it’s Monday, I must be on my way back to LA for this conference. I should have some interesting news for you next week, too.

1. Alice Cooper says he doesn’t look like his dog. Or does he? (Thanks to Tom.)
2. “The Longest Article Ever About the Best Record Ever.”
3. Want to go into the club business in Ibiza? Be very, very careful. And rich.
4. Would you like One Direction’s Harry Styles in your mouth?
5. Trent Reznor explains why his songs aren’t “catchy.”
6. Drake just surpassed the Beatles in the number of Top 100 singles.
7. If you’re a journalist, never leave your notes behind so the band you just interviewed can read them.
8. Radiohead has a new song for us. Sort of. (Via Greggory)
9. Heard the new track from Lorde yet? (Greggory again)
10. Jack White’s now-legendary Bonnaroo set is coming to DVD.