Random Music News for Monday, September 26, 2016

Is Blac Chyna good for Rob Kardashian? Hint: No f**ks will ever be given by me about this one. And now, some music news you should care about–at least a little bit.

1. FIGHT! Siri vs. Echo!
2. Note to iPhone 7 purchasers: YOU DO NOT NEED TO DRILL YOUR OWN HEADPHONE JACK HOLE! Yet some people did.
3. Some dude lunged at Justin Bieber in a Berlin bar. Here’s how he was saved.
4. What a sick, horrific perversion of Mozart’s music.
5. Bon Iver doesn’t like being famous. Naturally, this article is being spread everywhere.
6. EDM’s “summer of death?” In LA, maybe…
7. Will this be the best-tasting music festival of all time?
8. Backstreet Boys fans: Time to go to Las Vegas.
9. If you’ve ever used Allmusic.com (and even you if you haven’t), you should read this story on the site.
10. Bill Nunn, the guy who played Radio Raheem (the guy with the boombox) in Spike Lee’s Do the Right Thing, has died at 63.
11. Mylan Hicks of the Calgary Stampeders was shot dead in a nightclub incident.
12. Meatloaf, his father and http://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/interviews/meat-loaf-ive-forgiven-my-father-for-trying-to-kill-me-with-a-bu/the butcher knife.
13. Fun: Insane Clown Posse, the Juggalos and Donald Trump.
14. Elvis Costello has no idea how famous he really is.
15. Rolling Stone founder Jann Wenner has sold 49% of the magazine to the son of a Singapore billionaire.