Last week, Seattle Police happened to mention that they found a note in Kurt Cobain’s wallet after he died. It featured some unkind things about Courtney.
When news of the note first surfaced, much was made of the first line: “Do you Kurt Cobain take Courtney Michelle Love to be your lawful shredded wife, even when she’s a bitch with zits and siphoning all [your] money for doping and whoring …”
Wow. That sounds nasty. But now that we can read the rest of the note, the intent obviously much different: “Will you promise to f— her at least once a week, O.K.”
So what’s this all about? The current (and probably the correct) theory is that Courtney wrote this note, which was consistent with the kind of sarcastic things she and Kurt sent back and forth to each other.
Settle down, conspiracy theorist. Nothing to see here.