Sadly, R. Kelly Will Not Be Performing at Donald Trump’s Inauguration

I know that was the rumour–after all, given the events of the past week, some people were convinced that Mr. Kelly was a natural–but he’s put the kibosh on everyone with this emphatic tweet.

End.
Of.
Story. pic.twitter.com/jVjgpbMYr3

— R. Kelly (@rkelly) January 13, 2017

If the significance of the R. Kelly rumour is lost on you (and why it’s funny that the background of the tweet is yellow), go here.

For a British perspective on the inauguration situation, go here.