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Screw You, George Lucas! Death Metal for You!

Dear George:

You know we love you.  You know Star Wars has been a big, big part of our lives.  Your characters have become beloved parts of our culture (well, not Jar-Jar, but we’ll let that go for now.)

You gave us six three fine films that helped define our childhoods.  And for that, we are forever grateful.

That being said, STOP F*CKING WITH THE MOVIES!  NO MORE RE-CUTS!  AND WHY, OH, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS NEW 3-D THING?  IF YOU DON’T STOP, EXPECT MORE DEATH METAL ASSAULTS LIKE THIS, YOU MEDDLING NERF HERDER!

 

Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 40+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

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