You know we love you. You know Star Wars has been a big, big part of our lives. Your characters have become beloved parts of our culture (well, not Jar-Jar, but we’ll let that go for now.)
You gave us six three fine films that helped define our childhoods. And for that, we are forever grateful.
That being said, STOP F*CKING WITH THE MOVIES! NO MORE RE-CUTS! AND WHY, OH, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS NEW 3-D THING? IF YOU DON’T STOP, EXPECT MORE DEATH METAL ASSAULTS LIKE THIS, YOU MEDDLING NERF HERDER!