Someone has saved Taylor Swift time by writing her break-up song with Travis Kelce
Taylor Swift has made a nice living by writing songs about men she dated and dumped (or been dumped by) There are at least thirty identified by fans:
- Getaway Car (Tom Hiddleston, 2016)
- Dress (Joe Alwyn, 2016)
- Out of the Woods (Harry Styles; they dated in 2012-13)
- Style (Harry Styles again)
- Clean (Styles)
- I Know Places (Styles one more time)
- Begin Again (Conor Kennedy, song of Robert F. Kennedy; brief period of dating in 2012)
- All Too Well (Jake Gyllenhaal, dated her briefly in 2010)
- We are Never Ever Getting Back Together (probably Jake Gyllenhaal again)
- I Bet You Think About Me (more Gyllenhaal )
- I Almost Do (Gyllenhaal)
- The Moment I Knew (Gyllenhaal
- I Knew You Were Trouble (either Styles or Gyllenhaal or both)
- The Last Time (Let’s go with Gyllenhaal)
- State of Grace (Gyllenhaal)
- Mine (Cory Monteith, who dated her for a few weeks in 2010)
- Dear John (gotta be John Mayer; 2009-10)
- The Story of Us (more Mayer)
- Ours (still more Mayer)
- Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve (Let’s go with Mayer again)
- Back to December (Taylor Lautner, 2009-ish)
- Holy Ground (probably Joe Jonas, three months in 2008)
- Stephen Barker Lilies (a member of the band Love and Theft c.2008. No dating but lots of flirting on both sides)
- Forever & Always (more Joe Jonas. Probably)
- Last Kiss (Jonas again)
- Better Than Revenge (poor Jonas)
- Picture to Burn (Jordan Alford, a high school boyfriend)
- Our Song (Brandon Bordello, another high school boyfriend)
- Tim McGraw (nope, not him. Another song about Brandon)
- Should’ve Said No (Sam Armstrong, another high school crush)
So now that she’s allegedly dating Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs, it’s a fair bet that he, too, will one day be the subject of a break-up song in the not-too-distance future. Things are still rosy between the two, but it won’t be long. So to save Taylor the effect, someone programmed an AI song to write one now.
AI: Such a timesaver, huh?
