No, really. I get the idea that people are running out of things to study when it comes to music. But let’s look at this, anyway, just because of the gross factor.
Uswitch, a UK broadband provider, commissioned their ad agency to come up with something that would get clicks. They decided to analyze Spotify playlists in an effort to find out which songs are most popular when people are sitting on the toilet. They accomplished this by looking at keywords such as “bathroom,” “toilet,” and “pooping.” Once everything was scraped (sorry; bad imagery), they created two lists.
The first is called Top 20 Songs Listened to While Pooping. Yay, The Neighbourhood!
|# of times appears in playlists|
|1.||Sweater Weather by The Neighbourhood||40|
|2.||Chanel by Frank Ocean||38|
|3.||505 by Arctic Monkeys||36|
|4.||Lucid Dreams by Juice WRLD||36|
|5.||EARFQUAKE by Tyler, The Creator||36|
|6.||SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK by Joji||36|
|7.||Redbone by Childish Gambino||36|
|8.||See You Again (feat. Kali Uchis) by Tyler, The Creator||36|
|9.||20 Min by Lil Uzi Vert||34|
|10.||goosebumps by Travis Scott||34|
|11.||Robbery by Juice WRLD||32|
|12.||The Less I Know The Better by Tame Impala||32|
|13.||Are You Bored Yet? (feat. Clairo) by Wallows||32|
|14.||I Can’t Handle Change by Roar||32|
|15.||Wet Dreamz by J. Cole||30|
|16.||Godzilla (feat. Juice WRLD) by Eminem||30|
|17.||XO Tour Llif3 by Lil Uzi Vert||30|
|18.||Star Shopping by Lil Peep||30|
|19.||Potty Song by Little Baby Bum Nursery Rhyme Friends||29|
|20.||Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People||28|
The second list is The Pop Poop Playlist which ranks artists when it comes to…well, you know. Way to go, Billie Eilish!
|# of songs in playlists|
|10.||Lana Del Ray||88|
|12.||Red Hot Chilli Peppers||83|
|19.||Lil Nas X||52|