What if Maynard James Keenan was replaced in Tool by Taylor Swift?
According to the theories of the multiverse, if you can think of a situation, there’s a universe somewhere that features
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Remember those “fetus in skull” statues from Tool? Maynard James Keenan unboxes one
Leave it to Tool to come up with some weird and interesting merch. Earlier this month, the band announced the
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This rapper hears Tool for the first time. Here’s his reaction.
It’s easy to live in your own musical bubble, so it’s sometime a revelation to hear something totally brand new
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Random music news for Thursday, October 6, 2022
Chernobyl frogs are now very, very goth. And probably radioactive, too. In music news for October 6, what have we
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There’s a new video game based on the music of Tool
If you’ve seen some of Tool’s music videos, you might have thought “Man, this would make a good premise for
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Random music news for Monday, July 11, 2022
I already miss Paulie Walnuts. So do many others. Now let’s look at music news for July 11, 2022. How
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Random music news for Tuesday, June 28, 2022
Putin is calling up retired generals to help with his awful war in Ukraine–including this guy. Once you’re done scratching
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That special (and expensive) vinyl version of Tool’s Fear Inoculum is ready to buy
Tool calls this edition “ultra-deluxe”–and you can see why. The single (and very long) Fear Inculum is now available on
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Tool’s Maynard James Keenan demonstrates what Chris Rock could have done against Will Smith
Tool fans know that Maynard James Keenan is quite good at Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, having worked his way up to a
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Ongoing History Daily: Tool April Fool’s
Here’s my annual warning about potential April Fool’s gags by Tool. They have a history of putting out fake news
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Random music news for Wednesday, March 23, 2022
Russians are having trouble with their computer printers these days. Here’s why. Now let’s try some music news for March
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