What if Maynard James Keenan was replaced in Tool by Taylor Swift?
According to the theories of the multiverse, if you can think of a situation, there’s a universe somewhere that features
Read moreAccording to the theories of the multiverse, if you can think of a situation, there’s a universe somewhere that features
Read moreLeave it to Tool to come up with some weird and interesting merch. Earlier this month, the band announced the
Read moreIt’s easy to live in your own musical bubble, so it’s sometime a revelation to hear something totally brand new
Read moreChernobyl frogs are now very, very goth. And probably radioactive, too. In music news for October 6, what have we
Read moreIf you’ve seen some of Tool’s music videos, you might have thought “Man, this would make a good premise for
Read moreI already miss Paulie Walnuts. So do many others. Now let’s look at music news for July 11, 2022. How
Read morePutin is calling up retired generals to help with his awful war in Ukraine–including this guy. Once you’re done scratching
Read moreTool calls this edition “ultra-deluxe”–and you can see why. The single (and very long) Fear Inculum is now available on
Read moreTool fans know that Maynard James Keenan is quite good at Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, having worked his way up to a
Read moreHere’s my annual warning about potential April Fool’s gags by Tool. They have a history of putting out fake news
Read moreRussians are having trouble with their computer printers these days. Here’s why. Now let’s try some music news for March
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