The 16 GB Vibrator

This really isn’t about music, but it could be.  Stay with me on this.

The Duet is a vibrator.  Yes, a sex toy.  Its designers hope that it will do for vibrators what the iPod did for personal music devices.  In other words, they hope that everyone will want to have one.

Priced at $149, it charges via a USB port.  And since it’s already plugged into a computer, why not give it some flash memory?  For $189, you can buy a gold-plated model with 8GB of storage.  Spend $349 and you’ll get 16GB of memory.

Storage for…what?  Well, anything, really–including extra music for those erotic encounters.  And did I mention that it can also be controlled remotely?

Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 30+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

One thought on “The 16 GB Vibrator

  • February 23, 2012 at 2:52 pm
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    I can already picture a James Bond girl'esque spy going through customs with national secrets conceiled in her… Yeah you get the Idea!

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