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The Best Band Names of 2014 (NSFW)

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This list is a little late–Consequence of Sound apologizes for the late arrival of this list–but this stuff is just too good to ignore.  Here’s a selection of the best new band names from 2014. These are all real live bands, by the way.

And my current favourite, Shitfucker.  Their Bandcamp description reads “MANIAC BLACK METAL-PUNK FROM THE MOTOR CITY. UNCOMPROMISED EVIL AND SPELL FOR THE MOST DIS-SEMEN-ATING DIEHARD DEMONS!” Please enjoy their 2013 release Sucks Cocks in Hell.

Alan Cross

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2 thoughts on “The Best Band Names of 2014 (NSFW)

  • Shitfucker is good shit, u fucker

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  • Best band names at the moment are Garages est Trois and The Fucking Champs

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