The Best Band Names of 2014 (NSFW)
This list is a little late–Consequence of Sound apologizes for the late arrival of this list–but this stuff is just too good to ignore. Here’s a selection of the best new band names from 2014. These are all real live bands, by the way.
- Orjazam
- Flying Donkey Punch
- My Penis is Made of Dogshit
- Dick Diver
- Hymen Holocaust
- Amputated Genitals
- Xtra Vomit
And my current favourite, Shitfucker. Their Bandcamp description reads “MANIAC BLACK METAL-PUNK FROM THE MOTOR CITY. UNCOMPROMISED EVIL AND SPELL FOR THE MOST DIS-SEMEN-ATING DIEHARD DEMONS!” Please enjoy their 2013 release Sucks Cocks in Hell.
Shitfucker is good shit, u fucker
Best band names at the moment are Garages est Trois and The Fucking Champs