The best new songs you’ll hear today comes from Donald Trump’s “I Want Nothing” speech notes
Donald Trump didn’t do anything wrong when it comes to Ukraine. I mean, just ask him. He even made notes to help us understand. I quote:
I want nothing
I want nothing
I want no quid pro quo
Tell Zellinsky to do the right thing
This is the final word of the President of the US.
Here’s Trump’s original version. Note the impassioned delivery.
Donald Trump seized upon one particular bit of testimony from Gordon Sondland's hearing today. The EU envoy testified that the president told him "I want nothing" from Ukraine, and "I want no quid pro quo."
— POLITICO (@politico) November 20, 2019
“That means it’s all over," Trump told reportershttps://t.co/eYuiyBaqZe pic.twitter.com/JuJJNbIAyL
A number of people looked those words and that performance and said “Hey! These would be great lyrics for a Ramones-style punk song!”
somebody on twitter today: trump's weird hand-scrawled denial today sounds like a ramones song.
— Alex Kliment (@SaoSasha) November 21, 2019
me: pic.twitter.com/mynZjx0E0M
Other believed that someone should give these lyrics to Morrissey.
somebody on twitter today: trump's weird hand-scrawled denial today sounds like a ramones song.
— Alex Kliment (@SaoSasha) November 21, 2019
me: pic.twitter.com/mynZjx0E0M
Or maybe it’s just a great emo song.
Emo Trump recites poem on White House lawn pic.twitter.com/rAD3xRjX4L
— Nick Lutsko (@NickLutsko) November 20, 2019
And finally, there’s this.
Only way to watch @realDonaldTrump response saying he doesn’t even know #AmbassadorSondland!
— Skyleigh #GlovesOff📢⏰⚖️ (@Sky_Lee_1) November 20, 2019
Everyone needs a laugh, this right here should do it😂😂😂#ImpeachmentTaskForce #WednesdayMotivation pic.twitter.com/su8Dr5wTXU
