The latest person to be accused of Satanism is…Celine Dion?

Marilyn Manson. Led Zeppelin. Ozzy Osbourne. They’re all among the usual suspects when religious types are looking to call out Satan’s work on Earth. We can add Celine Dion to this list.

Dion has just launched a line of children’s clothing. The brand, CELINUNUNU, is based on styles of the 70s and is designed to be “stereotype-free” and gender neutral. Let’s see if you can spot Beelzebub’s influence in this official trailer.

The clip is loaded with Satanic imagery. Apparently. Note the black bag. That has to be devilish, right? And what sort of evil Goth dust does she blow all over the maternity ward? She’s obviously casting some sort of spell over the babies.

But don’t just take my word for it. I yield the floor to John Esseff, an exorcist based in Pennsylvania. This is from The Catholic Register:

Iconic singer Céline Dion was raised Catholic but her just-released New World Order-themed, gender-neutral clothing for children indicates she has gone to the dark side. Her “grand unveiling” included a disturbing video of her breaking into a hospital nursery. The babies are all dressed in pink and blue. Dion pulls out a handful of black sparkles and blows them into the air causing all the pink and blue outfits to become black and white gender-neutral pieces.

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Aside from the clothing being hideously ugly, occult themes on children is disturbing. The babies and children look sullen. Who would pay $77 for a baby blanket with skulls or $161 for a jacket that looks like a trash bag.  And who wants a baby playsuit with skulls?

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Nununu’s own line includes sheep with patches over one eye and cross bones, large Illuminati eyes and lots and lots of skulls. One pair of sweatpants has a number 3 on one knee and a 6 on the other. Three 6’s? Boys are dressed as ganstas and girls with “Ho!” emblazoned on shirts. Thinking perhaps I missed out on something, I checked both the Urban Dictionary and Meriam-Webster’s for the definition. “Ho: noun. alteration of whore. prostitute, whore, hooker, tramp… slang, often offensive.”

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For a perspective from a wise spiritual director, I contacted Msgr. John Esseff who was once a spiritual director to Saint Teresa of Calcutta. He has been a priest for 65 years and an exorcist in the Diocese of Scranton, Pennsylvania, for over 40 years.  He is also a founder and past president of the board of directors of the Pope Leo XIII Institute, which trains exorcists and is dedicated to bringing the healing of Christ to those afflicted by evil.

“I’m convinced that the way this gender thing has spread is demonic,” he said. “It’s false. I don’t even know how many genders there’s supposed to be now, but there are only two that God made.” The demonic dimension of creating such a clothing line is very deep, according to him.

“The devil is going after children by confusing gender,” he said. “When a child is born, what is the first things we say about that child? It’s a boy, or it’s a girl. That is the most natural thing in the world to say. But to say that there is no difference is satanic.”

Right. Sure. Please discuss. And please don’t tell my hardcore Catholic father.