On Monday night, the hardcore band Turnstile played a show in Santa Cruz, California, in support of their new album, Glow On. At some point in the proceedings, some unknown person emptied their bowels in the moshpit.
People stepped in it and tracked it all over the place, including up with the band with stage divers. There was human shit everywhere.
No one knows who did it, although people at the gig are going through smartphone video trying to determine the culprit.
The tweets are hillarious, too.