The weekend needs at least one Diddy report, right?

Diddy has resigned himself to the fact that he’s not getting bail and that he’ll stay in his cell until his trial comes around in May. Meanwhile, the stories just keep on coming.

Jail has been rough on him.

He’s reportedly looking “thinner and grey.”

What about Ciroc vodka?

A very good quesiton. Ciroc is the Diageo brand that has had a close association with Diddy for years. Now the company is rethinking its connections with him. In fact, they may be trying to sell the whole thing.

What’s this about the lawyer representing over 100 accusers?

The story is that Tony Buzbee gave an STI to one of his clients. He says that this is a smear campaign concocted by Jay-Z, who is also wrapped up in all this.

I completely missed this connection.

Tony Buzbee is married to the lawyer defending the alleged United Healtcare CEO assasin Luigi Mangione. Not that this means anything, but it is interesting. And it’s convenient, too, because both Diddy and Luigi are being held in the same prison. Small world, huh?