There’s now a song that asks the whereabouts of Kate Middleton
Kate Middleton hasn’t had an official public appearance since Christmas. All we know is that she’s had some kind of unspecified abdominal surgery, followed by a poorly ‘Shopped picture of here in the kids which did nothing to let everyone know of her status and whereabouts.
The Palace has completely lost the PR battle with one this one, allowing the internet to become completely freaked out. Did she overdose? Is she sick? Has she bailed on the UK? Does her husband have a mistress? Did she die? Was she Diana”d? WHY WON’T THEY TELL US? Etc.
There’s now a song about the missing princess.