This Dude Will Pay You $1,000 to Beat Up Chris Brown
Um, isn’t this called “uttering threats?” From a site called How to Beat Up Anything:
Hello! Thank you in advance for reading this. I am offering a bounty of one thousand dollars to the first person who beats up Chris Brown.
In the past I’ve written a lot of comedic, not-to-be-taken-seriously stories regarding how to beat up people and things for fun. This isn’t that.
Chris Brown is a horrible human being. This is something we should all agree on.
Chris Brown brutally assaulted and threatened to kill a woman. He does not even pretend to be sorry for that fact and shows almost no awareness of what he’s done. For this crime he got probation. [More]