Imagine that you’re at a classical music concert. Everything is going as expected when suddenly a member of the orchestra–the violinist, apparently–STARTS SCREAMING HIS HEAD OFF!
What’s going on? This is not the kind of thing a one would hear during such a serious musical performance. Did he snap? Did he freak out at the conductor? Did he have a stroke?
And if that’s not enough, the score also calls for the pianist to have a glass of whiskey.
This is the kind of classical music I could get into.