There’s a park across the street from my house where daycare workers bring little kids during the summer. For the past two days, all I can hear is one kid running in circles going “AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH.” There’s a pause of four seconds. Then it begins anew. Over and over and over. For hours and hours and hours. This kid has the lung capacity of a sherpa marathoner.
That’s why this week’s Top 11 was chosen at high volume. I had to drown the little shit out. Thanks to Mediazoic for the hosting.