Top 10 Least Favourite Holiday Songs
For more awesome Dean Morris Xmas cards, click the image.At this time of year, consultant Sean Ross of Edison Research spends a lot of time looking at Christmas songs. With so many radio stations flipping to all-Christmas formats, they need to know which songs to stay away from. This year, the answers are:
1. Singing Dogs, “Jingle Bells”
2. Beach Boys, “The Man With All The Toys”
3. Spike Jones, “All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth”
4. Barbra Streisand, “Jingle Bells”
5. Elmo & Patsy, “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”
6. Cartman, “O Holy Night”
7. Seymour Swine & Squeelers, “Blue Christmas” (the version that features a Porky Pig-soundalike stammering his way through the Elvis Presley standard)
8. Neil Diamond, “O Come, O Come Emmanuel”
9. Mannheim Steamroller, “Deck The Halls”
10. Little Jimmy Boyd, “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”
That list isn't nearly long enough. We should stay away from all Christmas music in any work place. If someone enjoys it, they are free to play it at home. No need to inflict it on everyone.