Travis Barker Has a Problem With His Penis
The problem is that everyone can see it.
A gossip blog called MediaTakeOut.com somehow acquired some five year-old shots of Travis’ junk and posted them online. According to TMZ, these photos were “never intended for public viewing or to be seen by anyone else.”
A quote: “His JANK [sic] is the size of a MICROPHONE!!”
Lawyers are now involved, of course.
Fine. But why is it ever in anyone’s best interests to take pictures on one’s gentlemen’s vegetables?
