Music News

Updated Warning Labels for Today’s Music

Alan Cross 0 Comments

Remember seeing that label on albums back in the day?  It made a great t-shirt, too.  But a warning label like that seems…inadequate today.  Perhaps we need update things a little.  For example:

Cannot be Recreated in Concert

 

Cracked.com has more suggestions.

I’d like to see more of these, too.  I’m thinking along the lines of:

 

  • Warning:  Use of Auto Tune Ahead
  • Cash-Grab Reissue Featuring Bonus Tracks No One Wants
  • There is Exactly One Single-Worth Song on This Entire Record
  • Future One-Hit Wonder Trivia Question

 

Anything else?

 

 

Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 40+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

Alan Cross has 38031 posts and counting. See all posts by Alan Cross

Let us know what you think!

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.