This Vinyl Record is Yellow Because It’s Made with Urine. Actual Urine. And Pubic Hair.

In what will inevitably will become a collector’s item, Eohippus, a band that records for a label called Velocity of Sound, has released a song called “Getting Your Hair Wet With Pee.”  It’s being promoted as “the world’s first hair filled, piss-soaked vinyl.”

Eohippus - Getting Your Hair Wet with Pee 2

Only a hundred copies are available–I guess there was only so much urine and pubic hair to go around–no two will look alike because of the, um, placing of the pubes.

As for what it sounds like, the label says the track is “an anthem so majestic, it makes the Star-Spangled Banner sound like a dog vomiting in comparison… This is a song convicted of love and trust.”  Oh, and the pressing is already sold out.

Somewhere, Wayne Coyne is thinking “Shit! The Lips should have done this!”

(Via John and FactMag)

Alan Cross

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