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Metalsucks reports:
A website named Victoria Milan, which appeals to “attached” people seeking affairs took a survey among approximately 6,500 of its members about their taste in music and whether it makes them think of their illicit lovers. The study showed that 3/4 of cheaters think about their lover when listening to their favorite tunes.
Here’s a breakdown of the results by musical taste:
Jazz: 19%
Salsa: 14%
Pop: 13%
Country: 12%
Rap: 9%
Classical music: 8%
Blues: 6%
Reggae: 5%
Rock and roll: 5%
Electronica: 4%
Indie: 3%
Heavy metal: 2%
There you have it, folks. Jazz or salsa musicians might seem like well-taught citizens of the world, but they’re also probably doing oral with your roommate.
How can you argue with science?