Want your home to smell like Lemmy? There’s a new Motorhead scented candle
There’s nothing like adding a little aromatherapy to your home by burning a scented candle–with the possible exception of Gwyneth Paltrow’s “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, of course. But would your really want your house to smell like Motorhead?
First of all, I have no idea what Motorhead smells like. Harsh cigarettes, stale beer, and Jack-and-Coke? Close. Smoked whiskey, oak, and tonka beans.
Let me quote from the Evoke Candle Co. and their description of the 40th Anniversary Ace of Spades offering.
“Our candle has a smoked whiskey fragrance – of course! – and features the iconic Ace Of Spades artwork, along with Lemmy’s immortal words, ‘Born to lose, live to win,’ making this a great keepsake after your candle is spent. All orders will come with either a black matte candle snuffer or wick trimmer free, as our gift to you.
“Crank up the album, make yourself a Lemmy (whiskey & coke) and fill the air with fire’n’whiskey (using the candle of course!) – because, ‘That’s the way we like it baby!’”
A reminder that if you’re collecting Motorhead gear, there’s also the band’s branded vibrators. You’re welcome.
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