Weird Black Keys Divorce Settlement Involves Bob Dylan’s Hair

Divorce is never pretty, what with all the emotions and property divisions involved. Dan Auerbach of the Black Keys will testify to this.

His split from Stephanie Gonis was pretty acrimonious, but it was finally settled this week in Tennessee. Stephanie walks away with one of their homes, a 2012 Toyota Highlander, $5 million in cash–and a lock of Bob Dylan’s hair.

I repeat:  Bob.  Dylan’s.  Hair.

Apparently, they couple were joint owners of a piece of Zimmy’s locks (from his head, one assumes) as part of their music memorabilia collection.  No seems to know how they came into possession of said hair, but it was listed as part of the couple’s matrimonial assets.

Stephanie gets the hair.  Dan will have to call up Bob if he wants more.

(Via TMZ and Divorce Academy. Yes, there’s such a site.)

Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 40+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

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