What if Weird Al had moderated that presidential debate? Now we know.

Tuesday night’s debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden was anything but. Trump broke all the agreed-upon rules of the debate, interrupting, yelling, and going off on incoherent tangents. Biden got thrown off his game a few times and couldn’t help but hurl some insults back at Trump. Meanwhile, moderator Chris Wallace lost control of everything–not that there was much he could do. Not American democracy’s finest hour.

What if Weird Al had been in charge? Let’s speculate wildly about how we’re all doomed.