What’s wrong with people?
ITEM 1: Justin Bieber attacked onstage in Dubai. And this is after he was apparently two hours late for the show. Something about leading cops on a high-speed chance in a rented Lambo…
ITEM 2: Crue’s Mick Mars knocked over by a fan–in Saskatchewan. Estevan, Saskatchewan, in fact. This’ll be big news when everyone meets at Black Beard’s for coffee, eh? “Mabel! We’re on TMZ!”
ITEM 3: Aerosmith cancels Indonesian tour because of bomb threat. Did someone confuse Steven Tyler with Lady Gaga?
ITEM 4: Robert Plant gets a restaining order against crazy woman. Alysson Billings believes that she’s in a long-term relationship with Plant and has been sending his girlfriend messages like “This woman is literally evil for you and your life… you are about to fall for that dirty old crotch. And I’m not joking, I cannot, will not, shall not live this way anymore.”
Again, I ask: What’s wrong with people?