Why, Post Malone? Why?

Look, if you have the money, spend it as you please. But don’t expect people not to wonder why you’d question your vulgar displays of wealth.

A couple of weeks after Lil Uzi Vert removed a US$24 million diamond that he had embedded in his forehead removed–the implant was bleeding–comes word that Post Malone now has a million dollar smile. Actually, a smile worth US$1.6 million.

Dentist Dr. Thomas Connelly oversaw a procedure that involved Malone getting some new veneers on his teeth–28 units to be exact–finished off with two diamond fangs that weigh a total of 12 carats.

I get it. You get successful, make some money, and want a piece of the good life so you spend it on bling. But jeez, what’s wrong with a watch?

Alan Cross

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One thought on “Why, Post Malone? Why?

  • Nope bling ain’t good enough any more. Now you have to be as vulgar as possible & all your fans will applaud how stunning & brave you are!


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