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GWAR Gives Us Their Vision for Super Bowl XLIX–And It’s Rather Bloody

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You might have heard that there’s a petition to get GWAR to play next year’s Super Bowl . Oderus Urungus offered this plan for their performance to the LA Times.

What would a GWAR Super Bowl halftime show be like? First we would have to find it. Once there we — a group of blood-stained intergalactic marauders riding around inside a giant bat — tailgate in the parking lot. You can imagine the bill for parking, which we pay in feces. After copious amounts of baby-kebobs and GWAR Beer we march inside.

But then, surprise! GWAR has no intention of playing the halftime show. GWAR is there for one reason — to KILL. We bum-rush the field during the kickoff and proceed to take on both teams. By the end of the first quarter the field would be a ruin of broken, bleeding bodies and crushed helmets.

And it gets better.  Go here.

Alan Cross

is an internationally known broadcaster, interviewer, writer, consultant, blogger and speaker. In his 40+ years in the music business, Alan has interviewed the biggest names in rock, from David Bowie and U2 to Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters. He’s also known as a musicologist and documentarian through programs like The Ongoing History of New Music.

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One thought on “GWAR Gives Us Their Vision for Super Bowl XLIX–And It’s Rather Bloody”

  • iamsuperdan
    October 19, 2013 at 2:27 pm
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    Best. Halftime show. Ever.

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