In the multiverse, this version of “Another One Bites the Dust” was written and performed by AC/DC.
Multiverse theory says that if you can imagine it, there exists among the infinite number of universes out there, there is a reality where this thing actually exists. In this thought experiment, it was AC/DC who wrote and recorded “Another One Bites the Dust,” not Queen.
In that universe, things sound like this.
BONUS: In that same(?) universe, “Welcome to the Jungle” is actually a Smiths song.
