Want some old jokes? How about jokes that are up to 4,000 years old? Here you go. Meanwhile, music news for November 11, 2026, is certified fresh.

  1. RIP Del Casher. He was the guitarist who invented the wah-wah pedal in 1967, offering new sounds to people like Jimi Hendrix.
  2. Bob Geldof's new cause? The people of Ukraine.
  3. The Federal Government has confirmed that $67 million will be given to the Canadian Music Fund, which will distribute it to FACTOR, Fondation MusicAction, Canadian Starmaker Fund, Fonds RadioStar, and the Indigenous Music Office.
  4. Another week, another set of lawsuits against an AI firm alleging unauthorized use of music to teach LLM models. This time, it's all about Eminem and Elvis.
  5. Meanwhile, Nile Rodgers says he has no trouble with AI.
  6. There's a new documentary that looks at the terror plot that forced the cancellation of three Taylor Swift concerts in Vienna in 2024.
  7. It looks like Rush's residency at The Sphere will focus heavily on 2112 and Moving Pictures.
  8. At the other end of the concert spectrum, a Denny's became the site of a nu-metal show. Again.
  9. Deep Purple singer Ian Gillan is recovering nicely from an emergency medical procedure. He's 81.
  10. What does it take to be an arena-level artist today? Let's have a look.
  11. New survey: Podcast consumption is up over the last ten years. WAY up.
  12. This sounds ominous: The BBC's preparations for a Black Sky attack.
  13. Who can we blame for the power ballad? There's an argument to be made that it's Aerosmith's fault.
  14. Here's a band made up of doctors from PEI. They're called Flu Fighters. (Via Tom)
  15. Running for what, Fred Durst?

BONUS: Here's another solution to a problem no one had.