In 1987, Napalm Death managed to make a statement in all of 1.316 seconds with “You Suffer.” According to the Guinness Book of Records, it’s the shortest song ever recorded, and it’s great if you like a burst of noise. Here are ten songs that last a bit longer, but still do what they do in a relatively short period of time.
1. The Ramones were not well known for demanding a lot of patience of their listeners. At one and a half minutes, “Judy Is a Punk” is the shortest song on the band’s 1976 self-titled debut album .
2. “Career Opportunities” narrowly beat out “White Riot,” also from The Clash’s 1977 self-titled debut full length, for a spot on this list.
3. Dead Kennedys talk the talk and walk the walk with their ode to short songs, “Short Songs.”
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers’ 1985 not-quite single “Catholic School Girls Rule” is a punk-y, funky blast. *NSFW video*
5. The Vaselines released “Molly’s Lips” on their 1988 EP Dying for It. Kurt Cobain was a big fan.
6. The Breeders’ lovely, poppy “Fortunately Gone” appears on their 1990 debut album Pod.
7. “Touched,” the third song on My Bloody Valentine’s 1991 shoegaze classic Loveless, is less than a minute long.
8. From 1993’s In Utero, Nirvana’s “Very Ape” is very short and fairly ape.
9. Released in 1996 on the Boys for Pele album, Tori Amos’s “Mr Zebra” is sometimes pretty, kind of weird, maybe just a bit creepy, and only a little longer than one minute.
10. Finally, there’s The White Stripes’ 2002 hit single “Fell in Love with a Girl.”
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