Insane Clown Posse Releases Their Manifesto for the Million Juggalo March

Insane Clown Posse is pissed. The US Department of Justice seems to think that being a fan of the band–affectionately known as Juggalos–is the same as being in an illegal gang. Juggalo culture may be…extreme, but these people are hardly in the same order as Crips and Bloods.

To protest this “hybrid-gang” classification, ICP wants Juggalos to gather for a march on Washington DC. To explain the purpose of the event, ICP has issued this manifesto:

Saturday, September 16, 2017

That is the date we need YOU in Washington, D.C. We need you and your voice to make sure that we shout above the chaos of this noisy world and are heard loudly and clearly as we deliver a message right into the nerve center of America that the Juggalo Family is not a joke, punchline, or any form of criminal organization. This is our chance to make a difference. A real difference. To show the world that we will we not tolerate anymore discrimination against our Juggalo brothers and sisters. If being a Juggalo has made a difference in your life, we beseech you to be a part of the important critical day in Juggalo history.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

That is the day we rise up.

That is the day we unite to clear our name.

That is the day we march.

Please be there.

How many Juggalos will show up on September 16? Whatever the numbers, we can be sure that the Mall will run sticky with Faygo. More at AV Club.