Today’s bizarre conspiracy: Beyonce is not African-American but an Italian woman named Ann Marie Lastrassi.

Just went you thought that American politics couldn’t get any more batshit crazy, KW Miller, a Republican candidate from Florida (yep, this is another Florida Man story), posted this on Twitter.

Note all the QAnon hashtags, too. And there’s more, too.

Stories about Bee being a member of the Illuminati have been around for years, something that Miller seems to believe entirely. He also had something to say about her song “Formation.”

“The song clearly admitted that she was demonic and that she worshipped in the Satanist churches located in Alabama & Louisiana. “She keeps Satanist symbols in her bag,” apparently alluding to the line in the song that goes “I got hot sauce in my bag, swag…”

Where did this loopy theory come from? A single tweet from last month allegedly revealing Bee’s pre-Illuminati name.

And Miller’s issues don’t stop there.

“Patti LaBelle is another Illuminati globalist puppet,” quoting her 1991 hit, “Somebody Loves You, Baby (You Know Who It Is). The offending line is “I’m under your spell. I don’t want to break free. You can make a slave out of me. I worship you and nobody else. I pledge my love to you forever.”

Miller says “Who was she professing this to? Moloch? Lucifer? Who?”

Wow. ‘Murcia.

Here’s more “background” on Beyonce. (Via DB)

And there’s WAY more.

Alan Cross

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One thought on “Today’s bizarre conspiracy: Beyonce is not African-American but an Italian woman named Ann Marie Lastrassi.

  • July 7, 2020 at 10:46 am
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    Oh, for crying out loud.

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