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UPDATE: Britney Spears broke the world record for the 100m by FOUR SECONDS! Wait. Hang on…

Usain Bolt is fast. He holds the record for 100m spring with a time of 9.58 seconds, which he set in Berlin in 2009. No one is faster. No one.

Except maybe Britney Spears. She posted this on Instagram.

Wait. She’s almost four seconds faster than Bolt? And that she usually runs the distance in “6 or 7” seconds?

It makes you wonder how long a metre is in Britney World. Or how long a second is.

UPDATE: Britney says she was “just kidding.” Uh-huh.

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Okay I guess I’m bored …. in my home for two weeks of quarantine and I’m modeling dresses I never knew I had 😂😂👗👠💕🙄 !!!! I tried to screen shot a picture but it didn’t work 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ I realized I had my hair in a pony tail and no shoes 😂😂😅 anyhow I got this cute video !!! I was tired of being still so I got up to go dance in this orange dress 💃🏼 ….. and do you know what I just learned today ??!? That orange symbolizes wealth, success, stimulation, happiness, fun, balance, sexuality, enjoyment, expression, heat, sunshine, and warmth ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️🧘🏼‍♀️ and that’s how I felt when I put it on !!!!!! PS …. obviously I was joking about running the 100 meter dash in 5.97 seconds …. the world record is held by Usain Bolt which is 9.58 seconds …. but you better believe I’m coming for the world record 😂 !!!! #joking #workbitch

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