UPDATE: Britney Spears broke the world record for the 100m by FOUR SECONDS! Wait. Hang on…
Usain Bolt is fast. He holds the record for 100m spring with a time of 9.58 seconds, which he set in Berlin in 2009. No one is faster. No one.
Except maybe Britney Spears. She posted this on Instagram.
Wait. She’s almost four seconds faster than Bolt? And that she usually runs the distance in “6 or 7” seconds?
It makes you wonder how long a metre is in Britney World. Or how long a second is.
UPDATE: Britney says she was “just kidding.” Uh-huh.