Donald Trump’s new gig: DJ. No, I’m not kidding.
In between maintaining The Big Lie, trying to stay out of jail, and demanding that his followers take to the street to defend him, Donald Trump has decided to become a DJ.
Trump, who will show up at any event booked at Mar-A-Largo (weddings, bar/bat mitzvahs, anything) as an “added value” to the proceedings, has announced that he’ll be on the decks Friday and Saturday nights. This note went out to Mar-A-Lago members (per is from Maggie Haberman of the New York Times.)
Right. You know that his role will be to hit “play” on a laptop. Feel free to use the comments section to speculate on what songs will be in his set.
Maybe not from the most popular era but a good fit for him, Jive Talkin’ by The Bee Gee.
A former president of the United States is advertising himself as a special event DJ. Our world is f*ck*ng doomed.
Loser by Beck
A lot of Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.
We Didn’t Start The Fire Billy Joel.
Yesterday, Eminence Front, Cant Buy Me Love, Im a Loser